valentines

married people exchanging: wil receive an unexpected invitation, don’t accept it.

of St., Day: wil kiss one of the opposite sex who wil promptly forget you.

receiving a: wil take advantage of available opportunities, thereby missing the best one.

sweetheart: victory over enemies, but no sharing of the spoils.

sending a: wil lose an opportunity to make money.

children, to parents: inheritance within a year.

sweetheart: contradiction in the terms of your love wil alienate those you love.